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goatnamedfelica:

michael cera is the best person alive and no one can tell me otherwise

(Source: maddifacee)

(Source: drizzydrehk)

owlgoggles20:

astutes:

A clock that writes the time.

This is so unnecessary I’ll take 20

owlgoggles20:

astutes:

A clock that writes the time.

This is so unnecessary I’ll take 20

(Source: astutes)

"

It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s the sound I heard when I was 9 and my father slammed the front door so hard behind him I swear to god it shook the whole house. For the next 3 years I watched my mother break her teeth on vodka bottles. I think she stopped breathing when he left. I think part of her died. I think he took her heart with him when he walked out. Her chest is empty, just a shattered mess or cracked ribs and depression pills.

It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s all the blood in the sink. It’s the night that I spent 12 hours in the emergency room waiting to see if my sister was going to be okay, after the boy she loved, told her he didn’t love her anymore. It’s the crying, and the fluorescent lights, and white sneakers and pale faces and shaky breaths and blood. So much blood.

It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s the time that I had to stay up for two days straight with my best friend while she cried and shrieked and threw up on my bedroom floor because her boyfriend fucked his ex. I swear to god she still has tear streaks stained onto her cheeks. I think when you love someone, it never really goes away.

It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s the six weeks we had a substitute in English because our teacher was getting divorced and couldn’t handle getting out of bed. When she came back she was smiling. But her hands shook so hard when she held her coffee, you could see that something was broken inside. And sometimes when things break, you can’t fix them. Nothing ever goes back to how it was. I got an A in English that year. I think her head was always spinning too hard to read any essays.

It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s that I do.

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It’s not that I don’t love you.    (via jaguarz)

Shivers. This is powerful.

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(Source: extrasad)

snapchatting:

what is flirting it sounds dangerous

squirticuno:

4gifs:

Dog caught staring

Literally me when my crush looks at me

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

tranzient:

FRANK

FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE

I JUST…

I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN

IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.

OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

(Source: scrotumcoat)

when you listen to a song so much that you start to hear instruments you didn’t before 

nextyearsgirl:

"I’m not vaccinating my kids because they’ll build up immunity naturally anyway"

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(Source: vejiga.net)

kellymannerz:

promises are just empty words

Promises are the things we wish we are capable of doing. 

bangcaster:

you can still be thick and have a thigh gap 

image

(Source: kanyeahwest)

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

zackisontumblr:

I love iOS 8 (:

zackisontumblr:

I love iOS 8 (:

(Source: zackisontumblr)